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CLAYSON: Will press give Biden the Trump treatment?

CLAYSON: Will press give Biden the Trump treatment?

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Perhaps Biden won’t be treated by the press the way Trump was, but if he is, this is what we could expect for the next four years.

Biden is a lying plutocrat from a criminal family. He is a racist, a homophobe, and an authoritarian with a fascist bent. Although nothing could be worse than that, he is, in addition, egotistical, angers easily, and is not very smart. He is erratic and lazy, and did we mention he lies a lot?

How do we know this? Because we say so, and we have had four years of practice in saying so.

Biden is obviously an old white male totally enculturated in a systemic racist and homophobic culture. He is the ultimate example of unearned white privilege; no person of color could have ever achieved his position of prominence with so little actual accomplishment.

How do we know all this? Because we say so, and we have had four years of experience perfecting truth telling. We will continue to say so at every opportunity until Biden is driven from office.

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Dennis Clayson

Everything he says, we will fact check. We will list every lie. We will note every opinion and call it a lie.

We will tell the negative truth about Biden for every claimed achievement. If the economy booms while he is in office, we will headline it as: “Biden’s Economy Booms. Poor Left Behind.” If Biden works out a deal with the Chinese, we will headline it with a story about Hunter Biden, and highlight it with a picture of Biden dozing off in Beijing.

Oh, and did we mention that Biden is a racist and a fascist?

We will wonder about the people who associate with Biden. Some of them look and act OK, but what lack of character are they hiding that enables them to support and curry favor with him?

Insiders will be concerned with Biden’s personal habits. He is fond of unhealthy food and spends hours every evening on his smart phone. Insiders will soon have “tell all” books revealing what Biden is “really like.”

Then there is the image. We don’t like the way he speaks. He loses his place and sometimes sounds rather whiny. What must other world leaders think of us? Europeans already had a bad image of America — and now Biden!

Back to this truth thing. We will harass Biden and his press secretary at every opportunity. It is part of our job as unbiased reporters to look for the truth and fight to save Americans from their attraction to Biden. He must not be allowed to get away with his lies.

By the way, did we mention that Biden is a racist and a fascist?

Then there is the Chinese interference in the election. Unnamed sources, very high sources, have hinted that Biden is actually a Chinese puppet. We will report on these sources as often as possible, even if we never name them.

Oh, and by the way, did we mention …

Dennis Clayson is a retired marketing professor at the University of Northern Iowa. The opinions expressed in this article are those of the author, and do not reflect those of the University of Northern Iowa.

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